I Notice Stupid Stuff

balphesian:

Peter & Lydia

It’s like a Noir featuring the pretty, smart, strong-willed redhead, who wants to get away from this small town, and the handsome, slick older man that most probably a con man, and when Handsome tries to persuade Pretty Smart Redhead, he meets the famous (or infamous in the Underworld) Whittemores, outsmarts the authorities, tampers with evidence (Why hello there Sheriff Stilinski!) and probably kidnapping his son (because let’s face it Stiles wound never leave Lydia alone with Handsome Peter Hale, okay?).

And. They. Run.

And it features car chases (with Scott after them because let’s face it Scott wound never leave Stiles alone with Peter Hale, okay?), firefight, visits to abandoned warehouses (where Peter employs his niece and nephew Laura and Derek Hale because let’s face it Laura and Derek wound never leave Peter alone with a bunch of kid while running from the law, especially when one Peter’s “hostages” is the Sheriff’s son, okay? And where Laura and Derek go, Isaac, Erica and Boyd go), car chases, guns (because let’s face it  Peter is probably running from the Argents, and Derek probably has a grudge against Kate Argent, probably), numerous parties and ink black suits and beautiful dresses, firefights, different but absolutely brilliant plans, car chases, bank robberies, and  firefights. Did I mention car chases and firefights? Because they’re a lot, like a lot-a lot.

… And probably romance, probably.